Back By Popular Demand
Yes - it's back.
Well, there has been an overwhelming response by bewildered people, agonised and disheartened by the news that i took down this post.
I have had people emailing, calling, posting, and some even threatening to go on hunger strikes unless I re-posted what has been coined by many as "The post of the year."
All I want is Mark's happiness.
Today's blessed person is our old friend, Mark Lawrenson (aka Camel). I have noticed recently that Mark has been somewhat lost. He drags his feet day to day, saddened due to the feeling that he is not yet whole. I spoke to Mark on Saturday about what i had noticed. I asked him what was wrong and he confirmed the above impressions i had been getting. He told me it's a struggle for him just to get out of bed of a morning, because he just doesn't want to have deal with the pain of it all. His exact words were:
"James, i feel pain. I feel alone. It's not that I don't have a girlfriend either, as painful as that is. I guess I just don't have the right skills. I mean gosh, I can't even use nunchucks. Like, I had a girlfriend once, but she's in Oaklahoma doing modeling. I mean, let's face it, girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
But no, it's so much more than just not having computer hacking skills. I feel like half a man. I feel like the other half is living a totally different life, potentially in a totally different country.
GOSH!
Hey, can you pass me that chapstick - my lips are burnt real bad. I mean, I'm having a killer time and all - are you? But I still feel like something is missing.
I mean, it's not money - I could make that much money in five seconds! Gosh!
I mean, chickens have large talons. Large talons, and that keeps them happy. And Pedro's cool, he's like one of my best friends.
I dunno, maybe if i had a sweet bike with like shocks and pegs then i could go off some sweet jumps, and that might make me happy.
Gosh - I just don't know."
Well Mark, i found what's been missing...
Meet your brother...
Napoleon!
You don't have to be lonely any more my friend!