Back By Popular Demand

Yes - it's back.

Well, there has been an overwhelming response by bewildered people, agonised and disheartened by the news that i took down this post.

I have had people emailing, calling, posting, and some even threatening to go on hunger strikes unless I re-posted what has been coined by many as "The post of the year."

All I want is Mark's happiness.

If you have just tuned in and are wondering what on earth this fantastic new phenomenon is, then check this out.

Today's blessed person is our old friend, Mark Lawrenson (aka Camel). I have noticed recently that Mark has been somewhat lost. He drags his feet day to day, saddened due to the feeling that he is not yet whole. I spoke to Mark on Saturday about what i had noticed. I asked him what was wrong and he confirmed the above impressions i had been getting. He told me it's a struggle for him just to get out of bed of a morning, because he just doesn't want to have deal with the pain of it all. His exact words were:


"James, i feel pain. I feel alone. It's not that I don't have a girlfriend either, as painful as that is. I guess I just don't have the right skills. I mean gosh, I can't even use nunchucks. Like, I had a girlfriend once, but she's in Oaklahoma doing modeling. I mean, let's face it, girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

But no, it's so much more than just not having computer hacking skills. I feel like half a man. I feel like the other half is living a totally different life, potentially in a totally different country.

GOSH!

Hey, can you pass me that chapstick - my lips are burnt real bad. I mean, I'm having a killer time and all - are you? But I still feel like something is missing.

I mean, it's not money - I could make that much money in five seconds! Gosh!

I mean, chickens have large talons. Large talons, and that keeps them happy. And Pedro's cool, he's like one of my best friends.

I dunno, maybe if i had a sweet bike with like shocks and pegs then i could go off some sweet jumps, and that might make me happy.

Gosh - I just don't know."


Well Mark, i found what's been missing...

Meet your brother...

Napoleon!





You don't have to be lonely any more my friend!